1 00:00:11,266 --> 00:00:13,727 Vlad with a chance, it drops down in front. 2 00:00:13,810 --> 00:00:16,020 Stamkos after it, couldn't control Rodrigues. 3 00:00:16,104 --> 00:00:17,898 Shot blocked away by O'Reilly. 4 00:00:17,981 --> 00:00:20,192 Reinhart on the loose puck. 5 00:00:20,275 --> 00:00:23,320 Back it goes for Rodrigues. They work it in front. 6 00:00:23,403 --> 00:00:25,405 Reinhart's shot blocked again. 7 00:00:25,489 --> 00:00:27,533 Oh, the Panthers look sharp here. 8 00:00:28,784 --> 00:00:31,912 And this number one line really came together last night... 9 00:00:33,205 --> 00:00:35,582 Stamkos went up with O'Reilly. 10 00:00:37,876 --> 00:00:39,419 He shoots, he scores! 11 00:00:41,713 --> 00:00:42,965 What a great night. 12 00:00:43,048 --> 00:00:45,259 You know my favorite part about last night? 13 00:00:45,342 --> 00:00:47,636 -Hmm? -The high-five. 14 00:00:48,804 --> 00:00:49,972 Oh! 15 00:00:50,055 --> 00:00:52,808 I was just so excited about how it was going. 16 00:00:52,891 --> 00:00:56,228 I was self-conscious about being on top. It totally snapped me out of it. 17 00:00:58,730 --> 00:01:00,774 You shouldn't be self-conscious about anything. 18 00:01:00,857 --> 00:01:02,234 Mwah! 19 00:01:02,317 --> 00:01:04,110 Oh, my gosh, this week. 20 00:01:04,193 --> 00:01:07,322 Wow. I was so messed up after seeing my ex. 21 00:01:07,406 --> 00:01:09,449 Really helped me. Mm! 22 00:01:10,409 --> 00:01:13,704 There is nothing like a no-strings-attached booty call 23 00:01:13,787 --> 00:01:16,163 to give you a boost of confidence. 24 00:01:19,751 --> 00:01:21,878 -I'm glad I could help. -Mm. 25 00:01:21,962 --> 00:01:25,465 What is better than just fun, uncomplicated sex? 26 00:01:27,884 --> 00:01:28,719 Oh, my God. 27 00:01:32,931 --> 00:01:34,016 What are we doing? 28 00:01:36,018 --> 00:01:38,395 You need to wait at least 30 seconds before you start a conversation. 29 00:01:38,478 --> 00:01:41,356 I just fucked you. Are you seriously telling me to be quiet? 30 00:01:42,441 --> 00:01:44,734 This is tricky for me because I really want to say yes. 31 00:01:48,905 --> 00:01:51,157 Doesn't this make you feel icky? 32 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:53,243 Icky? I don't feel icky. 33 00:01:53,327 --> 00:01:55,287 It makes me feel excellent, Katie. 34 00:01:56,705 --> 00:01:57,873 And you... 35 00:01:59,166 --> 00:02:00,500 you're so beautiful. 36 00:02:02,210 --> 00:02:03,545 I love you. 37 00:02:03,629 --> 00:02:05,589 Yeah, yeah, we're not-- We're not doing that. 38 00:02:05,672 --> 00:02:07,424 Come on, you can't honestly tell me you're not enjoying this 39 00:02:07,507 --> 00:02:09,425 -a little bit. Yes. -I am, of course, I am. 40 00:02:09,508 --> 00:02:11,303 -It's forbidden. -Yes. 41 00:02:11,386 --> 00:02:13,221 And it's dangerous, and I wanna do it over and over, 42 00:02:13,305 --> 00:02:15,182 which makes me wanna fucking choke you. 43 00:02:15,265 --> 00:02:16,391 Well, I'm sure that can be arranged. 44 00:02:16,475 --> 00:02:17,517 Ew! 45 00:02:18,393 --> 00:02:20,395 Hey, kiddo! It's me. 46 00:02:20,479 --> 00:02:21,897 Shit, it's my dad. 47 00:02:21,980 --> 00:02:23,106 -Don't say a word. -Katie, it's Dad! 48 00:02:23,190 --> 00:02:24,524 That's exactly what I've been saying. 49 00:02:24,608 --> 00:02:26,193 -Oh, my God. -I know you're here. 50 00:02:27,277 --> 00:02:29,571 -Come on out! -Come here, boy. 51 00:02:29,655 --> 00:02:30,947 Ah! 52 00:02:31,031 --> 00:02:33,408 Oh, yes, mi amor. 53 00:02:34,159 --> 00:02:35,952 What did we say about drop-ins? 54 00:02:36,036 --> 00:02:38,413 -You have got to text me. -I did text you. 55 00:02:39,873 --> 00:02:41,166 "I'm out front knocking." 56 00:02:41,249 --> 00:02:43,126 -Not what I meant. -Check it out. 57 00:02:43,209 --> 00:02:44,461 How cool is this? 58 00:02:44,544 --> 00:02:46,588 Gosh, half as cool as a motorcycle? 59 00:02:46,672 --> 00:02:48,882 And twice as safe. 60 00:02:48,965 --> 00:02:53,804 This sporty little sportster is going to turn my 13-minute commute 61 00:02:53,887 --> 00:02:56,139 into a nine-minute commute. 62 00:02:56,223 --> 00:02:58,308 -Total game changer. -Dad, if you ever find a woman 63 00:02:58,392 --> 00:03:00,602 as excited about this as you, don't let her go. 64 00:03:00,686 --> 00:03:01,770 Never gonna happen. 65 00:03:01,853 --> 00:03:03,689 -Okay. Be safe. -Bye. Whoo! 66 00:03:03,772 --> 00:03:04,690 Go slow. 67 00:03:06,566 --> 00:03:07,567 Whoa! 68 00:03:07,651 --> 00:03:09,903 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 69 00:03:09,986 --> 00:03:11,613 Is that thing street legal, Russo? 70 00:03:11,697 --> 00:03:13,573 I don't know. Shouldn't you know? 71 00:03:14,658 --> 00:03:15,992 -Are you sassin' me right now? -No, no. 72 00:03:16,076 --> 00:03:17,536 -No. -Let me tell you something. 73 00:03:17,619 --> 00:03:20,288 I've got an office, and in that office is a computer. 74 00:03:20,372 --> 00:03:24,334 And as long as no one else is on it, I can look up the legal-ness of anything. 75 00:03:24,418 --> 00:03:25,877 -Okay? -Okay. 76 00:03:25,961 --> 00:03:29,464 I'm watching you, Russo. Like a hawk. Like a cop hawk. 77 00:03:30,173 --> 00:03:31,842 -A what? -Cop hawk. 78 00:03:31,925 --> 00:03:33,677 Are you saying "car park" with a Boston accent? 79 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:35,262 No, I'm saying cop hawk. 80 00:03:35,345 --> 00:03:37,180 -Cah pahk! -No, cop-- 81 00:03:37,264 --> 00:03:38,265 -Smahten up. -Hawk. 82 00:03:38,348 --> 00:03:39,516 Pahk the cah in the cah pahk. 83 00:03:39,599 --> 00:03:40,767 I'm saying cop hawk. 84 00:03:40,851 --> 00:03:43,437 -Wicked pissah. -Get outta here. 85 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:44,938 Cah pahk! 86 00:04:10,797 --> 00:04:13,300 -Cortado and a decaf, enjoy. -Thank you. Hey. 87 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:14,634 Love the green hair, by the way. 88 00:04:14,718 --> 00:04:17,762 Well, tell that to my mother. Huge fight last night. 89 00:04:17,846 --> 00:04:19,431 I made her sleep on the couch. 90 00:04:19,514 --> 00:04:21,183 -I'm gonna just... -Okay, take care. 91 00:04:21,266 --> 00:04:22,726 I can help whoever's next. 92 00:04:22,809 --> 00:04:25,061 God, I always regret talking to Beverly. 93 00:04:25,145 --> 00:04:27,147 It's like, I care, but I don't care. 94 00:04:27,230 --> 00:04:28,899 -You know what I mean? -Of course I do. 95 00:04:28,982 --> 00:04:30,692 It's how you feel about everything in the world. 96 00:04:32,402 --> 00:04:34,488 -You okay? -Just got rejected 97 00:04:34,571 --> 00:04:35,822 from another internship. 98 00:04:35,906 --> 00:04:37,616 -Oh. -Really thought I nailed this one. 99 00:04:38,325 --> 00:04:40,285 We bonded over the fact that we're both germaphobes, 100 00:04:40,368 --> 00:04:42,621 and then I pretended I was gonna sneeze on him. 101 00:04:42,704 --> 00:04:44,122 It was fucking hilarious. 102 00:04:44,206 --> 00:04:47,501 No, hey, that-- It sounds so funny. 103 00:04:47,584 --> 00:04:50,670 Listen, someone is gonna hire you, and when they do, 104 00:04:50,754 --> 00:04:52,464 it's gonna be the smartest thing they've ever done. 105 00:04:52,547 --> 00:04:54,132 I like your pep talk. 106 00:04:54,216 --> 00:04:55,217 Yeah? 107 00:04:56,635 --> 00:05:00,222 You know what? You don't need to watch this movie anymore. 108 00:05:02,974 --> 00:05:05,101 Before I start to actually write, 109 00:05:05,185 --> 00:05:08,271 I like to do something that sounds a little bit basic. 110 00:05:11,066 --> 00:05:13,902 I like to list my characters' traits. 111 00:05:13,985 --> 00:05:15,737 So, let's call out some traits. 112 00:05:15,821 --> 00:05:17,197 -Anyone? -Conscientious. 113 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:18,615 Conscientious. 114 00:05:18,698 --> 00:05:21,159 I love a conscientious character. 115 00:05:22,202 --> 00:05:23,453 How 'bout one that's easier to spell? 116 00:05:23,537 --> 00:05:24,913 -Irascible? -No. 117 00:05:24,996 --> 00:05:26,873 -Girthy. -Alright, we're done. 118 00:05:26,957 --> 00:05:29,125 Why don't we brainstorm some of these traits, 119 00:05:29,209 --> 00:05:30,502 bring them in in the morning? 120 00:05:30,585 --> 00:05:32,462 Hello, hello? Sleepyhead? 121 00:05:33,380 --> 00:05:34,589 Huh? 122 00:05:34,673 --> 00:05:37,551 Today's class is going to be the only thing on the final. 123 00:05:37,634 --> 00:05:38,885 -Sorry. -What? 124 00:05:38,969 --> 00:05:41,012 -I'm kidding. -Fuck, dude. 125 00:05:41,096 --> 00:05:43,139 -What's going on? -Sorry, Rooster. 126 00:05:43,974 --> 00:05:47,644 I fell a little bit behind on rent, and my roommates kicked me out. 127 00:05:47,727 --> 00:05:49,813 I've been sleeping at Spooner's place on the floor, 128 00:05:49,896 --> 00:05:51,438 and my back is not happy. 129 00:05:51,523 --> 00:05:53,233 Tommy, are you homeless? 130 00:05:53,316 --> 00:05:55,652 -Unhoused. -Thank you, Ronni. 131 00:05:55,735 --> 00:05:57,112 Are you unhoused? 132 00:05:57,195 --> 00:05:58,905 Uh, no. Don't worry about me. 133 00:05:58,989 --> 00:06:00,907 Okay, I have an extra room. 134 00:06:00,991 --> 00:06:03,451 Why don't you just crash with me for a couple days? 135 00:06:03,535 --> 00:06:05,287 -Really? -Yeah. 136 00:06:06,496 --> 00:06:08,290 That is so lit. Thank you. 137 00:06:08,373 --> 00:06:09,791 -You're welcome. -Do you have toothpaste? 138 00:06:09,875 --> 00:06:11,751 You know what? Never mind. 139 00:06:11,835 --> 00:06:13,670 -I'll get my own. -Okay. 140 00:06:13,753 --> 00:06:15,088 So, just swing by 141 00:06:15,171 --> 00:06:16,631 -after I get back from hockey practice. -Okay. 142 00:06:16,715 --> 00:06:18,675 Hey, how is Coach Jake doing? 143 00:06:18,758 --> 00:06:21,344 He's better. I think he just needed someone 144 00:06:21,428 --> 00:06:22,554 to believe in him. 145 00:06:22,637 --> 00:06:24,806 Fucker! Come on, DJ! 146 00:06:24,890 --> 00:06:26,683 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 147 00:06:26,766 --> 00:06:29,060 Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, no, no, no, no, no, hold on. 148 00:06:29,144 --> 00:06:31,438 Hey, Coach, Coach, Coach! You okay, DJ? 149 00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:33,940 You gonna take his side? He's giving me crazy attitude. 150 00:06:34,024 --> 00:06:35,358 I just asked to go to the bathroom. 151 00:06:35,442 --> 00:06:37,694 -Oh, you-- -Oh, no. No, no, no. No, Coach. 152 00:06:37,777 --> 00:06:39,988 Maybe you need a shower, huh? A little time out. 153 00:06:40,071 --> 00:06:42,198 -Yeah? -I thought you believed in me. 154 00:06:42,282 --> 00:06:44,034 Not as much as before. 155 00:06:44,117 --> 00:06:45,118 Lame! 156 00:06:50,332 --> 00:06:51,875 -Okay. -Fucking losers. 157 00:06:51,958 --> 00:06:53,835 -Hey! -Oh! Coach! Coach! Coach! 158 00:06:53,919 --> 00:06:55,170 -Come on. -Fine, I'm gone. 159 00:06:55,253 --> 00:06:56,755 -I'm out. I'm gone. -Three-on-three. Three-on-three. 160 00:06:56,837 --> 00:06:58,048 No, no, no. Alright, you're-- 161 00:06:59,674 --> 00:07:01,426 "Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been shot." 162 00:07:01,509 --> 00:07:06,181 Those were Teddy Roosevelt's words moments after an attempted assassination. 163 00:07:06,264 --> 00:07:07,974 Now, what challenge 164 00:07:08,058 --> 00:07:11,311 did Roosevelt face as a boy 165 00:07:11,394 --> 00:07:14,356 that gave him so much grit as a man? 166 00:07:15,482 --> 00:07:17,442 Eli, I appreciate your enthusiasm, son, 167 00:07:17,525 --> 00:07:21,321 but I like to ask questions and answer them myself. 168 00:07:21,404 --> 00:07:24,032 It's how I command a room. As you were. 169 00:07:24,115 --> 00:07:26,910 The answer is childhood asthma. 170 00:07:26,993 --> 00:07:28,203 -Roosevelt would then... -Hey. 171 00:07:28,286 --> 00:07:30,372 -...be consumed by grief... -I was looking for you. 172 00:07:30,455 --> 00:07:32,289 ...when both his mother and his wife died. 173 00:07:32,374 --> 00:07:34,250 Do you always come to Walt's lectures? 174 00:07:34,334 --> 00:07:36,503 He likes me to start the applause when he's finished. 175 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:38,587 My cue word is "onward." 176 00:07:39,547 --> 00:07:41,383 -I'll keep an eye out for that. -Question. 177 00:07:41,466 --> 00:07:45,887 Which of Roosevelt's speeches resonates most today? 178 00:07:47,055 --> 00:07:49,516 Eli, I feel like we just had this discussion. 179 00:07:49,599 --> 00:07:51,726 -Hand down. -That one was really tricky, sir. 180 00:07:51,810 --> 00:07:53,895 Just tell me when there's a real question. 181 00:07:53,979 --> 00:07:55,355 There won't be. 182 00:07:55,438 --> 00:07:57,607 Roosevelt's speech of all speeches, of course, 183 00:07:57,691 --> 00:08:00,360 was "The Man in the Arena." 184 00:08:01,569 --> 00:08:02,696 So... 185 00:08:03,446 --> 00:08:04,864 what are you up to later? 186 00:08:04,948 --> 00:08:06,616 What, at like 11:00? 187 00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:08,535 Or, I don't know, 9:45? 188 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:10,328 -Eleven's kind of late. -Okay, Greg. 189 00:08:10,412 --> 00:08:12,914 I'm a grown woman. A single parent. 190 00:08:12,998 --> 00:08:15,500 I have a house that I will own outright in 28 years. 191 00:08:16,918 --> 00:08:19,546 If you want this, or these, or to be inside this, 192 00:08:19,629 --> 00:08:21,339 I need to be treated with some dignity. 193 00:08:21,423 --> 00:08:24,092 Take me on a proper date. I'm not some cheap floozy. 194 00:08:24,175 --> 00:08:26,386 I never felt that. Ever. 195 00:08:26,469 --> 00:08:31,016 Even when you photocopied the-- your-- the-- these. 196 00:08:31,099 --> 00:08:33,934 I appreciate that, 'cause I don't do that very often. 197 00:08:34,019 --> 00:08:35,186 Okay. 198 00:08:35,270 --> 00:08:36,980 Step into the arena of life... 199 00:08:37,605 --> 00:08:40,400 Would you like to go out to dinner with me tonight? 200 00:08:40,482 --> 00:08:42,986 Oh, I don't know. Have to think about it. 201 00:08:43,068 --> 00:08:44,404 -Okay. -Yes. 202 00:08:44,487 --> 00:08:45,739 Oh, okay. 203 00:08:45,822 --> 00:08:47,157 Onward! 204 00:08:49,826 --> 00:08:51,453 -Onward! -My goodness, 205 00:08:51,536 --> 00:08:54,205 how can you not clap for that? 206 00:08:55,331 --> 00:08:56,458 Thank you. 207 00:08:57,375 --> 00:08:58,752 -Hello, gorgeous. -Ooh. 208 00:08:58,835 --> 00:09:00,628 Hey, I just got some free time this afternoon. 209 00:09:00,712 --> 00:09:01,796 Fancy a shag? 210 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:03,173 So romantic. 211 00:09:03,757 --> 00:09:04,883 I can't. I'm meeting my dad here. 212 00:09:04,966 --> 00:09:07,218 And I was thinking about claiming back some self-respect. 213 00:09:07,302 --> 00:09:08,720 Oh, don't worry about that. No, no, no. 214 00:09:08,803 --> 00:09:12,015 Okay, so I was gonna be having a meeting with my editor 215 00:09:12,098 --> 00:09:14,350 who was gonna be giving me notes on the first five chapters of my book. 216 00:09:14,434 --> 00:09:17,062 But, spoiler alert, she didn't have any. 217 00:09:17,145 --> 00:09:18,772 I mean, zero notes. 218 00:09:18,855 --> 00:09:22,192 It's like, sorry, am I the Lionel Messi of Slavic languages and Russian studies? 219 00:09:22,275 --> 00:09:23,985 Come on, I wanna celebrate with you. 220 00:09:24,069 --> 00:09:25,820 I wanna celebrate with your body. 221 00:09:27,864 --> 00:09:29,574 -Yeah. -Uh-huh. 222 00:09:29,657 --> 00:09:32,243 I meant to ask. Are you still fucking Sunny? 223 00:09:33,036 --> 00:09:34,370 Whoa, that's... 224 00:09:34,454 --> 00:09:36,581 Wow, that's an incredibly personal question. 225 00:09:36,664 --> 00:09:37,957 -Seriously? -Okay. 226 00:09:38,041 --> 00:09:40,794 If you must know, yeah, I am. 227 00:09:40,877 --> 00:09:42,420 But never on the same day as you. 228 00:09:42,504 --> 00:09:45,256 Never in the same 22-hour window as you. 229 00:09:45,340 --> 00:09:47,926 I think you may be the worst person in the world. 230 00:09:49,052 --> 00:09:51,179 What? Hey, listen, I have been very clear 231 00:09:51,262 --> 00:09:52,680 about what I want. 232 00:09:52,764 --> 00:09:54,265 You say the word, and I will do 233 00:09:54,349 --> 00:09:56,184 whatever we have to do to get this marriage back on track. 234 00:09:56,267 --> 00:09:58,895 -I don't know if I want that. -You need time. 235 00:09:58,978 --> 00:10:02,357 I get that, and I pray that you take me back. 236 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:03,900 But if you don't, I kinda feel like 237 00:10:03,983 --> 00:10:07,195 it's maybe incumbent upon me to do whatever I can 238 00:10:07,278 --> 00:10:09,030 to make it work with the mother of my unborn child. 239 00:10:09,114 --> 00:10:10,907 I mean, what kind of man would that make me if I didn't? 240 00:10:10,990 --> 00:10:12,784 I don't think that's a man that you could love. 241 00:10:12,867 --> 00:10:14,494 -Oh, my God. -So, I can't do anything 242 00:10:14,577 --> 00:10:16,246 that would raise suspicions. 243 00:10:16,329 --> 00:10:19,165 Are you trying to make sleeping with two people simultaneously 244 00:10:19,249 --> 00:10:20,583 the moral high ground? 245 00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:23,002 I hope you choose us, Katie. 246 00:10:23,086 --> 00:10:24,087 No. 247 00:10:25,338 --> 00:10:26,506 I really do. 248 00:10:32,929 --> 00:10:35,723 Screeching to a stop never gets old. 249 00:10:36,683 --> 00:10:38,101 What the fuck are you wearing? 250 00:10:38,184 --> 00:10:39,894 Oh! Yeah, isn't that great? 251 00:10:39,978 --> 00:10:42,480 That artsy girl with the nose ring, Zoey, 252 00:10:42,564 --> 00:10:43,773 she's handing 'em out. 253 00:10:43,857 --> 00:10:45,275 What is the deal with nose rings? 254 00:10:45,358 --> 00:10:46,568 -Do those hurt? -Give me the bike. 255 00:10:46,651 --> 00:10:48,153 -Oh, yeah, do you wanna try it? -Give me the bike. 256 00:10:48,236 --> 00:10:49,529 -I knew it! Okay. -Get off. 257 00:10:49,612 --> 00:10:51,281 So, that's the throttle, those are the brak-- Okay. 258 00:10:51,364 --> 00:10:53,158 Beautiful form. Go for it. 259 00:10:53,241 --> 00:10:54,826 Oh, you should put a helmet on, hon. 260 00:10:56,870 --> 00:10:59,247 Okay, just loop it around! 261 00:10:59,330 --> 00:11:01,207 Loop it around, hon. 262 00:11:01,291 --> 00:11:03,334 And she's not coming back. 263 00:11:03,918 --> 00:11:07,130 Alright, now that The Review is back in print, we gotta move fast. 264 00:11:07,213 --> 00:11:09,883 So, I was thinking we all could work a little late tonight? 265 00:11:09,966 --> 00:11:12,343 That's gonna be tough for me. I have a date. 266 00:11:12,427 --> 00:11:14,596 Oh. Then, I do, too. 267 00:11:14,679 --> 00:11:17,015 Oh, not with you. Check your texts. 268 00:11:18,433 --> 00:11:19,726 With my roommate? 269 00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:21,436 -But I introduced you guys. -Yes. 270 00:11:21,519 --> 00:11:22,520 Thank you. 271 00:11:23,563 --> 00:11:25,315 I'll never forget you. 272 00:11:25,398 --> 00:11:27,358 -Professor Shepard, you wanted to see me? -One sec. 273 00:11:27,442 --> 00:11:30,778 This is going to be the best issue yet. 274 00:11:30,862 --> 00:11:32,030 Let's get it! 275 00:11:34,532 --> 00:11:36,075 I'm sure you know that we've lost 276 00:11:36,159 --> 00:11:38,745 a few young professors to other institutions. 277 00:11:38,828 --> 00:11:40,455 So, I was thinking you and I could have 278 00:11:40,538 --> 00:11:42,665 some personal meetings, so our best new voices 279 00:11:42,749 --> 00:11:44,417 know that there's a fast track to tenure. 280 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:47,086 You're really embracing this Dean of Faculty thing. 281 00:11:47,170 --> 00:11:49,130 I like the initiative. I'm in. 282 00:11:49,214 --> 00:11:50,548 -Okay, good. -Excuse me. 283 00:11:50,632 --> 00:11:52,217 There wasn't another reason you wanted to see me? 284 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:53,968 Perhaps you were moved 285 00:11:54,052 --> 00:11:55,845 by an anonymous poetry submission? 286 00:11:55,929 --> 00:11:57,764 A sonnet about the Irish Potato Famine? 287 00:11:57,847 --> 00:12:00,433 Yeah, I'm sorry, that wasn't gonna work for me. 288 00:12:01,684 --> 00:12:02,685 Huh. 289 00:12:11,361 --> 00:12:12,362 Hi, Katie. 290 00:12:13,071 --> 00:12:14,113 Your hair looks crazy. 291 00:12:14,197 --> 00:12:18,785 I was on a very fast bike. Guys, can we have a minute alone? 292 00:12:21,412 --> 00:12:23,206 I have a t-shirt for you, if you want one. 293 00:12:23,289 --> 00:12:24,749 What are you doing? 294 00:12:26,125 --> 00:12:28,670 I don't need you to punish Archie, okay? 295 00:12:28,753 --> 00:12:32,340 He is a narcissist with a baby on the way. Believe me, he's gonna get his. 296 00:12:32,423 --> 00:12:34,050 And not that it's about this, 297 00:12:34,133 --> 00:12:36,928 but the picture that you've chosen makes me look like Nancy Pelosi. 298 00:12:37,011 --> 00:12:38,721 You made me the face of a cause 299 00:12:38,805 --> 00:12:40,098 without even asking? 300 00:12:41,557 --> 00:12:44,852 This is a flashing reminder of all of the mistakes I keep making. 301 00:12:44,936 --> 00:12:46,062 Katie, you didn't make any mistakes-- 302 00:12:46,145 --> 00:12:47,272 It's Professor Russo. 303 00:12:48,273 --> 00:12:50,358 Stop it, all of it. Clear? 304 00:12:50,441 --> 00:12:51,985 -Yeah. Sorry. -Thank you. 305 00:12:56,698 --> 00:12:58,032 I've got a date, Tommy! 306 00:12:58,116 --> 00:12:59,534 What did you do with the toothpaste? 307 00:12:59,617 --> 00:13:01,160 I just borrowed a little bit, 308 00:13:01,244 --> 00:13:03,162 but I didn't want to use your sink, so I used mine. 309 00:13:03,246 --> 00:13:04,580 And I don't know, man, it's not in there. 310 00:13:04,664 --> 00:13:05,623 Well, it's not upstairs. 311 00:13:05,707 --> 00:13:07,208 Do you definitely have to brush? 312 00:13:07,292 --> 00:13:10,003 Ranch-flavored Corn Nuts. Empty bag. You do the math. 313 00:13:10,086 --> 00:13:11,796 -Yeah, just think. -Oh, no. 314 00:13:11,879 --> 00:13:13,131 Try to retrace your steps, Tommy. 315 00:13:13,214 --> 00:13:14,507 Where did you last have the toothpaste? 316 00:13:14,590 --> 00:13:15,758 -Oh, the kitchen! -Great. 317 00:13:15,842 --> 00:13:18,344 Yeah, the sink in the guest room is too small to get my face in. 318 00:13:18,428 --> 00:13:20,138 Why do you put your face in the sink? 319 00:13:20,221 --> 00:13:22,181 -Oh, you don't? -Uh-uh. 320 00:13:22,265 --> 00:13:24,642 Hey, get the tongue. Tongue. 321 00:13:24,726 --> 00:13:26,227 There you go. 322 00:13:26,311 --> 00:13:28,062 See, you can fit your whole face in there. 323 00:13:28,146 --> 00:13:29,939 I don't want to put my face in there. 324 00:13:30,023 --> 00:13:32,942 Alright. I'm going to call her 325 00:13:33,026 --> 00:13:35,570 and tell her I'm gonna be a little bit late. 326 00:13:35,653 --> 00:13:38,281 Oh, God. 327 00:13:38,364 --> 00:13:40,867 Why? Why is this not charged? 328 00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,618 Oh, that's my charger, dude. That thing's broken. 329 00:13:42,702 --> 00:13:44,120 Why do you keep it? 330 00:13:44,203 --> 00:13:46,331 -Well, you never know. -You do. You know. 331 00:13:46,414 --> 00:13:47,957 It's a dead charge-- Don't-- Oh. 332 00:13:48,041 --> 00:13:50,043 Go. I just gotta go. Gotta go. 333 00:13:50,126 --> 00:13:52,003 Slow down there. You just took a shower and you're already sweating again. 334 00:13:52,086 --> 00:13:54,505 You know what? I bet I can't find my deodorant either. Did you take that? 335 00:13:54,589 --> 00:13:55,548 I just used it a little bit. 336 00:13:55,631 --> 00:13:57,675 Don't use my deodorant, please! 337 00:13:57,759 --> 00:13:58,843 Alright, I'm out. 338 00:13:58,926 --> 00:14:00,928 -Hey, crush it, Rooster! -I'm gonna crush it. 339 00:14:09,354 --> 00:14:11,731 Stop right there! Disengage. 340 00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:13,816 Hello. 341 00:14:14,609 --> 00:14:15,443 We meet again. 342 00:14:16,361 --> 00:14:18,863 Finally got a chance to hop on the work computer. 343 00:14:18,946 --> 00:14:23,368 Did a little research, and it turns out these babies are not street legal. 344 00:14:23,451 --> 00:14:25,620 Don't you have anything better to do? 345 00:14:25,703 --> 00:14:27,747 Driver, I'm gonna need you to exit the vehicle. 346 00:14:27,830 --> 00:14:30,291 Put your arms up, and then, 347 00:14:30,375 --> 00:14:33,461 I'm gonna need you to give me... 348 00:14:34,295 --> 00:14:35,922 a hug. Come here. 349 00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,673 -Come here, there you go. -What's going on? 350 00:14:37,757 --> 00:14:39,967 -Yes. There it is. -What are you doing? 351 00:14:40,051 --> 00:14:41,302 Doesn't that feel good? 352 00:14:41,386 --> 00:14:42,887 I don't understand. 353 00:14:42,970 --> 00:14:45,056 I'm gonna let this slide tonight. 354 00:14:45,139 --> 00:14:46,349 Ask me why. 355 00:14:47,308 --> 00:14:48,684 Why? 356 00:14:48,768 --> 00:14:50,353 Because of what you did... 357 00:14:51,562 --> 00:14:53,606 for my boy, Donnie Junior. 358 00:14:53,689 --> 00:14:57,777 Coach was gonna punch him, and then you threw yourself in the way. 359 00:14:57,860 --> 00:14:59,445 DJ? That was your kid? 360 00:14:59,529 --> 00:15:00,655 That's my son. 361 00:15:00,738 --> 00:15:02,281 You earned yourself one of these. 362 00:15:02,365 --> 00:15:04,784 A Get Out of Jail Free card. 363 00:15:04,867 --> 00:15:07,578 -From Monopoly? Yeah. -Monopoly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 364 00:15:07,662 --> 00:15:09,580 -It's a game. -I've played. 365 00:15:09,664 --> 00:15:11,958 So, that gets you out of jail. Turn it over. 366 00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:14,419 That's my name and my phone number. 367 00:15:14,502 --> 00:15:16,379 -Okay. -So, it's legit. 368 00:15:16,462 --> 00:15:18,172 -Okay. -It won't work in any other town. 369 00:15:18,256 --> 00:15:20,341 And it will not work for murder. 370 00:15:20,425 --> 00:15:22,802 -That's a whole other card. -Thank you. 371 00:15:22,885 --> 00:15:25,304 So, I really need to get going. I'm late for a date. 372 00:15:25,388 --> 00:15:27,807 Well, then hop in the car. I'll give you a ride over there. 373 00:15:27,890 --> 00:15:30,309 -Would that be faster? -I don't actually know. 374 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,520 I can't use the siren. 375 00:15:32,603 --> 00:15:36,149 I did that once for a date, and I got into a heap of trouble. 376 00:15:36,232 --> 00:15:38,901 You're gonna hit traffic. You got that light on Main Street. 377 00:15:38,985 --> 00:15:40,945 You're gonna sit there and sit there and sit there. 378 00:15:41,028 --> 00:15:44,365 It doesn't ever change. I've called about it, but no one picks up. 379 00:15:45,366 --> 00:15:46,617 Thank you again! 380 00:16:03,259 --> 00:16:06,971 You know, when I was a kid, the Bedford Y had a set of sauna rules, too. 381 00:16:07,054 --> 00:16:09,932 "No horseplay, no foreplay." 382 00:16:11,601 --> 00:16:13,561 -I enjoy your friend. -She's my rock. 383 00:16:14,562 --> 00:16:15,897 I do have news. 384 00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:19,901 I know you have not heard from Biotecha, so I went ahead and called. 385 00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:23,404 You're not getting the internship. 386 00:16:26,949 --> 00:16:29,202 Because they flat-out wanna hire you. 387 00:16:29,285 --> 00:16:30,870 Stop! I knew it! 388 00:16:30,953 --> 00:16:32,955 The Golden Buzzer. You got the golden ticket! 389 00:16:33,039 --> 00:16:34,832 You're going to Hollywood! 390 00:16:34,916 --> 00:16:36,334 Diana was quite impressed by you. 391 00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:38,669 She is offering you a full-time position in her lab. 392 00:16:38,753 --> 00:16:40,922 She's happy to work around your pregnancy. 393 00:16:41,005 --> 00:16:43,174 She doesn't even care about you getting your degree. 394 00:16:43,257 --> 00:16:44,717 -They don't give a shit! -You did it, kiddo! 395 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:45,885 Okay. 396 00:16:45,968 --> 00:16:47,136 -Okay! -Okay. 397 00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:48,221 Okay? 398 00:16:49,514 --> 00:16:52,225 Okay, I, I need some air. 399 00:16:52,308 --> 00:16:53,976 I'm freaking out. 400 00:16:55,019 --> 00:16:56,437 -I'll check on her. -No, I got it. 401 00:16:57,438 --> 00:16:59,524 And you were late. You still owe two minutes. 402 00:17:01,025 --> 00:17:03,611 Hey. You okay? 403 00:17:04,362 --> 00:17:07,073 Obviously, this is an incredible opportunity. 404 00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:08,741 Just, taking this job 405 00:17:08,824 --> 00:17:10,993 means moving away from Archie, and that's-- 406 00:17:11,076 --> 00:17:12,995 -It's complicated. -I understand. 407 00:17:13,079 --> 00:17:18,124 But one of the top biotech firms in the whole country wants you. 408 00:17:18,209 --> 00:17:19,752 And now, it's time to celebrate. 409 00:17:19,834 --> 00:17:21,295 So could I please get a "what-what"? 410 00:17:22,295 --> 00:17:24,297 -What-what. -Again, better. 411 00:17:24,382 --> 00:17:25,550 What-what! 412 00:17:25,632 --> 00:17:27,552 -Atta girl! -My goodness. 413 00:17:27,635 --> 00:17:29,011 What are we celebrating? 414 00:17:29,095 --> 00:17:30,846 I got a job offer at Biotecha. 415 00:17:30,930 --> 00:17:33,933 -They're this neuro research-- -Oh! Yeah, I know. 416 00:17:34,016 --> 00:17:35,184 Who'd you meet with? 417 00:17:35,268 --> 00:17:36,686 No. 418 00:17:36,769 --> 00:17:38,020 Diana Jennings. 419 00:17:41,399 --> 00:17:42,608 Really? 420 00:17:42,692 --> 00:17:44,151 Probably should have run that one by you first. 421 00:17:44,235 --> 00:17:45,820 Probably. 422 00:17:45,903 --> 00:17:47,530 -Congrats. -Thank you. 423 00:17:49,782 --> 00:17:51,576 That one's gonna leave a mark. 424 00:17:51,659 --> 00:17:54,954 You know what else I did? Got a pay increase for the adjuncts. 425 00:17:55,037 --> 00:17:56,497 -Mm. -I mean, I'm a poet. 426 00:17:56,581 --> 00:17:59,041 I never expected to have a supervisory position, you know, 427 00:17:59,125 --> 00:18:01,127 but I like having the voice. 428 00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:03,921 Oh, my God, you're drunk with power. 429 00:18:04,005 --> 00:18:05,423 -Stop. -You are. 430 00:18:05,506 --> 00:18:07,508 -No, I'm not. -You are. 431 00:18:08,634 --> 00:18:10,386 I really just feel that I can... 432 00:18:10,469 --> 00:18:11,512 I can do some good. 433 00:18:11,596 --> 00:18:14,223 -Mm. -Even though I'm only interim Dean. 434 00:18:14,307 --> 00:18:17,602 You need to stop treating this like it is a temporary position. 435 00:18:17,685 --> 00:18:19,645 Own it, make it yours. 436 00:18:20,688 --> 00:18:22,565 Okay. Why not? 437 00:18:22,648 --> 00:18:25,443 -Check it out! -Whose is this? 438 00:18:25,526 --> 00:18:26,819 Mine. 439 00:18:26,902 --> 00:18:28,362 Greg, this is the coolest thing. 440 00:18:28,446 --> 00:18:30,072 -Oh, my God! -Yes! 441 00:18:30,156 --> 00:18:31,490 -Try this on. -Gimme! 442 00:18:31,574 --> 00:18:33,576 Safety first, because I have a need for speed. 443 00:18:33,659 --> 00:18:35,244 -You don't scare me. -Are you ready? 444 00:18:37,413 --> 00:18:39,248 Now, you do. 445 00:18:39,332 --> 00:18:40,583 Oh, my God! 446 00:18:43,628 --> 00:18:44,462 Go, go! 447 00:18:46,213 --> 00:18:47,632 Oh, my God! 448 00:18:49,425 --> 00:18:51,385 -You got class this morning? -No. 449 00:18:51,469 --> 00:18:52,887 But there is something I need to do. 450 00:18:52,970 --> 00:18:54,096 I think it'll be fine. 451 00:18:54,180 --> 00:18:55,598 It's not fine, Greg. 452 00:18:55,681 --> 00:18:58,392 I'm sorry, again. 453 00:18:58,476 --> 00:19:02,313 When I got home, I charged my phone and I texted you a bunch of times. 454 00:19:02,396 --> 00:19:04,190 -I don't know if you got any of 'em. -I got them. 455 00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:05,566 They made everything better. 456 00:19:05,650 --> 00:19:07,610 I don't wanna give you a bunch of lame excuses. 457 00:19:07,693 --> 00:19:09,362 I did get pulled over by the police. 458 00:19:09,445 --> 00:19:13,282 And if I have to be honest, things really started to fall apart 459 00:19:13,366 --> 00:19:15,534 -when I lost my toothpaste. -I don't wanna hear it. 460 00:19:15,618 --> 00:19:19,163 I know, I know you don't. It was in the kitchen, of all places. 461 00:19:20,081 --> 00:19:25,044 This isn't how people behave, Greg, when they're starting something real. 462 00:19:26,045 --> 00:19:27,046 Yeah. 463 00:19:28,339 --> 00:19:29,799 Yeah, that's true. 464 00:19:29,882 --> 00:19:31,676 It's just very embarrassing, I was sitting in the-- 465 00:19:31,759 --> 00:19:35,221 Cristle, will you send flowers to the hotel my wife is staying in? 466 00:19:36,013 --> 00:19:37,223 -Oh... -Yeah. 467 00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:39,809 ...and find out where she's staying. 468 00:19:39,892 --> 00:19:41,268 That'd be good. Morning, Greg. 469 00:19:41,352 --> 00:19:42,645 Good morning. 470 00:19:42,728 --> 00:19:44,105 Was there anything else? 471 00:19:45,147 --> 00:19:46,315 Not at the moment. 472 00:19:49,193 --> 00:19:51,487 Margaret Keane's husband initially took credit 473 00:19:51,570 --> 00:19:56,742 for all of her work, until-- get this-- a judge made them do a paint-off in court. 474 00:19:56,826 --> 00:20:00,496 But the husband never showed up. Typical, right? 475 00:20:04,166 --> 00:20:06,836 You should have seen her, Dad. She was devastated. 476 00:20:06,919 --> 00:20:10,464 Zoey was the one kid that looked up to me, and I completely crushed her. 477 00:20:10,548 --> 00:20:11,549 Mm. 478 00:20:12,591 --> 00:20:13,968 So, you don't like these shirts? 479 00:20:14,051 --> 00:20:17,304 'Cause she gave me four of them. I can get rid of 'em. 480 00:20:17,388 --> 00:20:19,181 Or they could be beach shirts. I could wear 'em to the beach. 481 00:20:19,265 --> 00:20:20,891 -Dad. -I don't think they're soft enough to wear 482 00:20:20,975 --> 00:20:23,352 as sleep shirts, but they could be beach-- 483 00:20:23,436 --> 00:20:27,231 Beach shirts, not sleep shirts. Say that five times fast. 484 00:20:27,314 --> 00:20:28,482 What were you talking about, hon? 485 00:20:30,192 --> 00:20:31,402 It's totally my own fault. 486 00:20:31,485 --> 00:20:34,488 I was too open with Zoey about everything going on with Arch. 487 00:20:34,572 --> 00:20:36,198 I don't usually do that. 488 00:20:37,116 --> 00:20:38,743 You don't connect with your students? 489 00:20:38,826 --> 00:20:40,411 -Why not? -Yeah, why not? 490 00:20:40,494 --> 00:20:41,787 Why is he here? 491 00:20:41,871 --> 00:20:44,290 -Oh, I live here. -Just for a couple of days. 492 00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:46,709 Also, Greg said he needed to talk to me about some women problems. 493 00:20:46,792 --> 00:20:49,003 No, Tommy, I did not say that. 494 00:20:49,086 --> 00:20:52,506 I said that I was a little confused about a woman that I was seeing, 495 00:20:52,590 --> 00:20:54,300 and you said, "I got you, dog." 496 00:20:55,176 --> 00:20:58,512 And then, Katie walked in before I could say, "No, thank you, dog." 497 00:20:58,596 --> 00:20:59,847 Oh, my God, is this the one-nighter? 498 00:20:59,930 --> 00:21:01,265 I think she wants a little bit more than that. 499 00:21:01,348 --> 00:21:02,266 -No. Okay. -Dad! 500 00:21:02,683 --> 00:21:05,519 Let's stick with Katie's issue here right now. 501 00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:08,647 Look, connecting with students 502 00:21:08,731 --> 00:21:11,025 has been the best part of teaching for me so far. 503 00:21:11,108 --> 00:21:12,359 It means a lot to me, too. 504 00:21:12,443 --> 00:21:14,487 -You don't need to participate. -Oh, I don't mind. 505 00:21:16,489 --> 00:21:19,283 I don't know if it's my thing. You know? 506 00:21:19,366 --> 00:21:22,453 And I think maybe that's 'cause I'm not that much older than them. 507 00:21:23,287 --> 00:21:24,789 Don't say a word unless you wanna get smacked. 508 00:21:26,165 --> 00:21:27,666 I don't want to tell you how to do your job, 509 00:21:27,750 --> 00:21:29,168 but I think you're missing out. 510 00:21:30,085 --> 00:21:31,545 Tommy has some pals coming over, 511 00:21:31,629 --> 00:21:35,174 so I am going to get them some fun snack-a-rooskies. 512 00:21:35,257 --> 00:21:37,426 Ah, no veggies though, Rooster. Nobody likes celery. 513 00:21:37,510 --> 00:21:38,844 How about with peanut butter? 514 00:21:38,928 --> 00:21:40,304 Yeah, I'll allow it. 515 00:21:40,387 --> 00:21:42,890 -He's my dad, not your dad. -He's everyone's dad. 516 00:21:42,973 --> 00:21:44,517 -He's my dad. -Hot pockets 517 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,352 Hot pockets! 518 00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:47,812 Yeah 519 00:21:50,022 --> 00:21:51,607 Oh, there they are. 520 00:21:51,690 --> 00:21:53,901 Ugh! I miss the quiet. 521 00:21:53,984 --> 00:21:55,694 Did you hear back from any of those internships, Bug? 522 00:21:55,778 --> 00:21:58,239 Did you hear back from Biotecha, or... 523 00:21:58,322 --> 00:21:59,698 No, still nothing. 524 00:21:59,782 --> 00:22:03,202 Well, keep your chin up, Bug. It'll all work out as planned. 525 00:22:03,285 --> 00:22:04,912 -Bye. -Thank you. 526 00:22:07,248 --> 00:22:08,791 Keeping secrets from him? 527 00:22:08,874 --> 00:22:11,126 -I like that. -Thank you. 528 00:22:11,210 --> 00:22:13,045 And I'll say this because you taught me how. 529 00:22:14,630 --> 00:22:15,464 Love you. 530 00:22:17,258 --> 00:22:18,634 Making me all misty-eyed. 531 00:22:19,927 --> 00:22:21,679 I think she wants something 532 00:22:21,762 --> 00:22:24,473 that's a little more real, a little more serious. 533 00:22:24,557 --> 00:22:27,226 And I'm not sure that I'm ready for that. 534 00:22:28,060 --> 00:22:31,981 This celery with peanut butter goes crazy. 535 00:22:32,064 --> 00:22:33,691 -Mm. -How you make this? 536 00:22:34,733 --> 00:22:36,485 It's celery and peanut butter, 537 00:22:36,569 --> 00:22:38,529 a little sea salt, and a little lemon zest. 538 00:22:38,612 --> 00:22:40,489 -Nice. -It is nice. 539 00:22:40,573 --> 00:22:42,575 These would be so good if it had crunchy peanut butter 540 00:22:42,658 --> 00:22:43,993 -instead of the smooth shit. -Mm! 541 00:22:44,076 --> 00:22:48,205 Buddy, I told you, if you want anything, just write it on the list on the fridge. 542 00:22:48,289 --> 00:22:50,207 Can't believe you live here. 543 00:22:50,291 --> 00:22:52,334 You didn't work shit out with your parents? 544 00:22:52,418 --> 00:22:53,544 Don't worry about it. 545 00:22:53,627 --> 00:22:56,130 Come on, Pig Tits. We're talking about Rooster here, yeah? 546 00:22:56,213 --> 00:22:59,550 Bro, take my advice. Don't catch no feelings. 547 00:22:59,633 --> 00:23:01,385 -Mm-mm. -If you do, you gonna be telling 548 00:23:01,468 --> 00:23:04,471 a beautiful little Taiwanese girl that you like country music, too. 549 00:23:04,555 --> 00:23:05,806 And then, this weekend, 550 00:23:05,890 --> 00:23:08,475 you're gonna be driving three hours to go see somebody named Luke Combs. 551 00:23:08,559 --> 00:23:12,354 That is a very specific story, and one that sounds slightly personal. 552 00:23:12,438 --> 00:23:15,858 I mean, if you're having fun, then don't overthink it. 553 00:23:15,941 --> 00:23:17,776 I just don't wanna lead her on. 554 00:23:19,278 --> 00:23:22,740 On the other hand, she's very nice, I like her. 555 00:23:22,823 --> 00:23:25,284 There's really only one question that needs to be answered. 556 00:23:26,660 --> 00:23:27,828 Mm-hmm? 557 00:23:27,912 --> 00:23:29,788 How's the sex? 558 00:23:30,581 --> 00:23:31,707 Well... 559 00:23:32,708 --> 00:23:36,420 I would never tell you guys in a million years. 560 00:23:36,503 --> 00:23:37,963 Kinky. It's gotta be kinky. 561 00:23:38,047 --> 00:23:39,673 -No, guys. -He's into some weird shit. 562 00:23:39,757 --> 00:23:41,091 I am not. 563 00:23:41,175 --> 00:23:42,676 Whatcha doing over there, Greg? 564 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:46,138 Nothing, I'm just seeing if she wants to go to dinner tonight. 565 00:23:46,221 --> 00:23:47,973 -Ooh! -What? What'd she say? 566 00:23:49,934 --> 00:23:50,768 Steak emoji! 567 00:23:53,062 --> 00:23:54,772 Rooster! Rooster! 568 00:23:54,855 --> 00:23:56,315 Rooster! Rooster! 569 00:24:01,946 --> 00:24:04,448 Hey. Can I talk to you for a minute? 570 00:24:06,158 --> 00:24:08,494 Where are my glasses? There they are. 571 00:24:09,244 --> 00:24:10,496 Uh-oh, stud alert! 572 00:24:10,579 --> 00:24:12,456 What do you think? Trying too hard? 573 00:24:12,539 --> 00:24:14,124 Hey, I'd hit that. 574 00:24:14,208 --> 00:24:16,710 Thank you. Also, you wish. 575 00:24:17,211 --> 00:24:18,128 Hey, you need some condoms? 576 00:24:18,212 --> 00:24:20,339 That's not a discussion we're going to have. 577 00:24:20,422 --> 00:24:23,550 And I noticed that you put "condoms" on the refrigerator list. 578 00:24:23,634 --> 00:24:24,927 That is for food items only. 579 00:24:25,010 --> 00:24:26,512 So, that's a "no" on the PlayStation? 580 00:24:26,595 --> 00:24:29,390 That is a no on the PlayStation. Also... 581 00:24:30,474 --> 00:24:34,353 what did Pig Tits mean when he said "work it out" with your parents? 582 00:24:34,436 --> 00:24:36,063 My folks and I have a deal. 583 00:24:36,146 --> 00:24:38,899 They'd only pay for my rent if I kept an above-C average, 584 00:24:38,983 --> 00:24:40,693 and I'm just a smidge below that. 585 00:24:40,776 --> 00:24:42,319 A big smidge or a small smidge? 586 00:24:42,403 --> 00:24:44,154 -It's a pretty sizable smidge, yeah. -Mm. 587 00:24:44,238 --> 00:24:45,864 Your class is the only one I'm doing well in. 588 00:24:45,948 --> 00:24:48,492 -It's pass-fail. -And I'm gonna pass? 589 00:24:48,575 --> 00:24:50,244 -Yeah. Let's hope. -Yeah. 590 00:24:50,327 --> 00:24:52,663 My mom wants me to move home until I can get my grades up, 591 00:24:52,746 --> 00:24:54,957 but I'm feeling really good here, you know? 592 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,876 You made a deal. You gotta move back home tonight. 593 00:24:57,960 --> 00:24:59,837 -Come on, Rooster. -Pack your bags. 594 00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:03,048 Tomorrow we will meet, come up with a study plan. 595 00:25:03,132 --> 00:25:04,800 Gonna get you back on track. 596 00:25:05,718 --> 00:25:07,177 -Man, you'd do that? -Of course. 597 00:25:07,261 --> 00:25:08,887 We're accountability buddies. 598 00:25:08,971 --> 00:25:11,598 -Yeah. Okay. -Oh, man. 599 00:25:11,682 --> 00:25:13,976 I do not know why I'm so nervous about this date. 600 00:25:14,059 --> 00:25:15,352 Oh, relax, man, I got you. 601 00:25:15,436 --> 00:25:16,645 Open this up a little, yeah? 602 00:25:16,729 --> 00:25:17,896 Oh. Oh, yeah? 603 00:25:17,980 --> 00:25:19,064 Let the chest hair sing. 604 00:25:19,148 --> 00:25:21,233 -Yeah, does that look good? -Damn. 605 00:25:21,316 --> 00:25:22,860 No wonder this lady wants to wife you up. 606 00:25:22,943 --> 00:25:25,779 Oh, boy. Yeah. "Wife me up." 607 00:25:25,863 --> 00:25:28,240 Hey, you got this, okay? Oh, yeah. 608 00:25:28,991 --> 00:25:29,992 Look. 609 00:25:31,493 --> 00:25:33,954 I didn't like the t-shirts. 610 00:25:34,038 --> 00:25:35,748 I mean, how would you feel if everywhere you walked, 611 00:25:35,831 --> 00:25:36,874 you saw your own face? 612 00:25:37,750 --> 00:25:38,959 I feel like I wouldn't mind it. 613 00:25:39,043 --> 00:25:40,919 You're gonna do really well in life. 614 00:25:41,003 --> 00:25:43,088 Still... 615 00:25:43,172 --> 00:25:44,923 I should not have come down so hard on you. 616 00:25:45,007 --> 00:25:46,550 -It's okay. -It's not. 617 00:25:46,633 --> 00:25:48,135 I just... 618 00:25:48,218 --> 00:25:49,428 Ah, Zoey, 619 00:25:49,511 --> 00:25:51,055 I know you think I'm a strong woman 620 00:25:51,138 --> 00:25:54,391 who is handling this personal shitstorm with grace. 621 00:25:54,475 --> 00:25:56,185 But I'm not. 622 00:25:56,268 --> 00:26:00,439 I'm struggling with my feelings for Professor Bates. 623 00:26:00,522 --> 00:26:05,194 And those struggles are sometimes less about what he does 624 00:26:05,277 --> 00:26:08,197 and more about how he smells. 625 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:09,823 You like the way he smells? 626 00:26:09,907 --> 00:26:11,825 Unfortunately, I do. 627 00:26:12,701 --> 00:26:14,912 I know you're not perfect. 628 00:26:14,995 --> 00:26:17,623 That's kind of why you were my favorite teacher, Professor Russo. I... 629 00:26:18,499 --> 00:26:21,126 I felt like you were someone I could really relate to. 630 00:26:21,210 --> 00:26:23,545 -You can call me Katie. -Are you just saying that 631 00:26:23,629 --> 00:26:25,255 'cause you wanna be my favorite teacher again? 632 00:26:26,423 --> 00:26:27,424 That's definitely part of it. 633 00:26:29,134 --> 00:26:33,347 Look, Archie is a run-of-the-mill narcissistic asshole who sometimes 634 00:26:33,430 --> 00:26:35,224 smells like wildflowers. 635 00:26:37,184 --> 00:26:38,352 I mean, come on. 636 00:26:38,435 --> 00:26:41,647 There are plenty of real villains lurking around this place. 637 00:26:43,065 --> 00:26:44,483 Making yourself right at home? 638 00:26:44,566 --> 00:26:46,151 I thought it was time. 639 00:26:47,236 --> 00:26:50,739 There's something I need to talk to you about. 640 00:26:50,823 --> 00:26:52,199 Miss me? 641 00:26:52,282 --> 00:26:55,494 Mm! Love the plant. Thank you. 642 00:26:56,662 --> 00:26:57,496 Yeah. 643 00:26:59,748 --> 00:27:01,875 There's no way she wrote all these poems. 644 00:27:04,378 --> 00:27:07,714 That's what I wanted to talk to you about. 645 00:27:07,798 --> 00:27:08,799 'Kay, thank you. 646 00:27:08,882 --> 00:27:10,592 I wanted to ask you about your name. 647 00:27:11,718 --> 00:27:13,428 I've never met anyone named Cristle. 648 00:27:13,512 --> 00:27:15,472 -It's lovely. -Thank you. 649 00:27:17,057 --> 00:27:18,517 It's Crystal, actually. 650 00:27:19,518 --> 00:27:21,812 -What? -My first day working for Walt, 651 00:27:21,895 --> 00:27:25,607 I'd just been to the dentist, and he thought I said Cristle. 652 00:27:26,483 --> 00:27:28,735 -Oh, wow! -And I'd just gotten divorced 653 00:27:28,819 --> 00:27:33,490 and needed a change, so I just never corrected him. 654 00:27:33,574 --> 00:27:36,368 And now, I kinda like it. 655 00:27:37,828 --> 00:27:38,662 Please don't tell him. 656 00:27:38,745 --> 00:27:42,040 I am not sure I would know how. 657 00:27:42,124 --> 00:27:44,293 I really like it. I like Cristle. 658 00:27:44,376 --> 00:27:47,838 Thank you. I like the name Greg. 659 00:27:48,630 --> 00:27:49,673 Thanks. 660 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,386 Would you care for some dessert? 661 00:27:55,470 --> 00:27:57,181 -Not here. -Oh, yeah. 662 00:27:57,264 --> 00:27:59,266 We could go get ice cream somewhere or something. 663 00:27:59,349 --> 00:28:00,851 No. 664 00:28:01,810 --> 00:28:03,020 Are you okay? 665 00:28:05,022 --> 00:28:05,981 Are you-- 666 00:28:06,064 --> 00:28:07,900 Oh. 667 00:28:07,983 --> 00:28:09,401 -Can you feel that? -Alright. 668 00:28:09,484 --> 00:28:11,445 -Hm? -There he is. Hi. 669 00:28:11,528 --> 00:28:13,113 Could I get the check, please? 670 00:28:13,197 --> 00:28:14,072 Mm. 671 00:28:15,407 --> 00:28:17,868 -Should we go to your place? -Yeah. 672 00:28:18,702 --> 00:28:19,912 Oof! 673 00:28:19,995 --> 00:28:21,830 Ooh, I definitely pulled something. 674 00:28:23,624 --> 00:28:26,126 We need to hydrate so we don't cramp up. 675 00:28:26,210 --> 00:28:28,462 Two Gatorades coming up, my queen. 676 00:28:28,545 --> 00:28:30,339 I want blue flavored! 677 00:28:30,422 --> 00:28:31,590 Rooster? 678 00:28:36,094 --> 00:28:37,387 Hey, Tommy. 679 00:28:39,389 --> 00:28:40,682 What are you doing here? 680 00:28:42,142 --> 00:28:43,310 I live here. 681 00:28:43,393 --> 00:28:46,688 Also, get some whipped cream so I can lick it off your balls! 682 00:28:49,191 --> 00:28:51,568 Holy sh... 683 00:29:53,714 --> 00:29:55,632 Bye-bye.